I write ads. I also write about motorcycles and motorcycling. Whichever one I’m busy with, the idea’s the same—I want to make you feel stuff, but with words.
Sometimes that means whatever you’re drinking comes out your nose. My proudest literary achievement was making a woman pee her pants laughing at a store sign I wrote.
I live in Chicago, but make no mistake—I am from the People’s Republic of Madison, Wisconsin.
On, Wisconsin.